Schoolgirl from “Full Metal” Series to Attend Switch 2 Event in October

Sure thing, let’s dive into this. So, ice cream’s out. Like, not a thing anymore. Weird, right? Anyway, this whole Switch 2 game buzz—everyone’s like, “Where’s it at?” But, hello! Ever thought about fast-forwarding to Japan in 2089? Yeah, didn’t think so. D3Publisher’s got your back. Enter Full Metal Schoolgirl, hitting us hard on October 23rd.

Guess who made it? Yuke’s. Yep, those folks behind EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: World Brothers 2 and AEW: Fight Forever. And they’re all like, “It’s an action-packed, heavy-duty deal.” Trailer shows the vibe but let’s chew on that later.

Okay, I’m backtracking. Let’s dip into the press release because why not?

So, we’re in 2089 Japan, right? Meternal Jobz (sounds like someone scribbled that name after one too many espressos) has zombified cyborg workers—the “Working Dead.” Creepy, huh? You’re this cyborg schoolgirl on a revenge trip, climbing some twisted tower. Think 100 stories of chaos, battling undead salary dudes and a psycho CEO. It’s like capitalism on steroids with a side of bullets and blades. And livestreaming? Yeah, that’s a thing here. Fans cheer, you win—everyone’s giddy.

Nobuyuki Okajima from D3Publisher calls it rebellion and chaos with a satirical zing. But seriously, the future setting? Was that really necessary?

In-game deets? Alright, listen up:

Revenge: You’re this schoolgirl-cyborg hybrid. Weapons? Check. Upgrades? Double check. Battle through Meternal Jobz and their pesky „Working Dead,” who literally can’t take a hint.

Skyscraper antics: A hundred floors of ever-changing madness. Trap-laden, security-system-from-hell kind of building. Endgame? Dethrone the big bad CEO.

Livestream hustle: Stream battles, snag upgrades. It’s like a weird symphony where your viewers are the orchestra. Mess up? No worries. Your audience’s got your back, probably munching popcorn as they root for ya.

Pre-orders aren’t a thing yet for the Switch 2 (cue collective sigh), but hey, there’s a website with more stuff. Check it or not. Up to you.

And that’s a wrap. Now go see if you can find some ice cream. Or not. Whatever.