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So, out of the blue, Kitfox Games and Freehold Games are cooking up something for us — Caves of Qud, as a Nintendo Switch exclusive. Yeah, you heard me right. Caves of Qud. On a handheld. I mean, it’s wild. Ever found yourself surrounded by sentient plants and mutant buddies? Well, this game pretty much drags you through this deep dive into a place crawling with all that jazz.
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Imagine a world where you can do literally whatever. Really. Like, there’s this insane simulation happening — think, walls in your way? Just… go ahead and dig through ’em. Or get all weird with some acid gas mutation. Walls? They melt. Or at least, that’s what they say.
Creatures? Oh man, every critter out there is as alive as you are in the game. Levels, skills, personalities, you name it. There’s talk of dominating spiders. For real. Suddenly, you’re weaving webs and having an eight-legged moment.
Factions — more than you’d ever think of. Robots, trees, crab people. Yeah, crab people! You pick your side. Or sides? Choices everywhere.
This world, apparently, has been baked over fifteen years. Like, a brainchild of sci-fi dreams and storytelling. The kind of story you get lost in, winding around the layers. “Live and drink, friend,” they say. What’s that even mean?
Strategy’s big here. Turn-based chaos meets sandbox spaces. It’s your brain versus the game. Bring mutations, artifacts… crazy combos, right?
RPG elements, naturally. Villages, quests, the usual suspects. Some stories change, others are set. It’s messy, just like real life?
Music’s a part of it too. Over two hours of sounds meant to tug at your ears as you navigate this maze of a world.
Here’s the kicker — Winter 2025, this bad boy drops on the Nintendo eShop. Feels forever away, doesn’t it? Waiting isn’t my strong suit.
Oh, and there’s a trailer, screenshots, the whole show-off shebang somewhere out there. Check it if you care.
So, yeah. Caves of Qud. On a Switch. Let that marinate.
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