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Alright, so Fallout 76, yeah? It’s been this whole saga with those Milepost Zero caravans just getting stuck. Like, imagine you’re all set for an adventure and boom! Your Brahmin caravan just decides to do a little dance in the middle of nowhere. Bethesda jumps in a whole year later, and what do they do? Slap on a band-aid. Typical.
Oh, and there’s this super artsy picture of the game, all dramatic and dark with the logo sitting there like it’s the latest blockbuster or something. I kinda like it though.
So, back in September 2024, Season 18 rolled in and everyone was all hyped. New missions, new bugs. Brahmin getting all confused, spinning around like they’ve had one too many Nuka Colas. No, seriously, they start doing circles sometimes. It’s not even a smooth circle, more like zig-zag madness. And you’d think they’d stop eventually, but nah.
Anyway, Bethesda’s latest update (which I’m kinda excited about?) pulls a fast one. Instead of fixing the brain freeze these caravans are having, they just chop down the mission time. From a hefty 30 minutes down to a breezy seven. Less time wasted watching Brahmin play merry-go-round, I guess.
Here’s another artsy picture of some caravans. The pack Brahmins look sorta majestic, if you squint.
Here’s the weird part—Bethesda’s all quiet about why a real fix isn’t happening. Maybe they saw the code and thought, “Nope, not today.” So they went with what resources they had, and here we are.
Oh, yeah, speaking of changes, they’re also making the missions less of a grindfest. Everyone gets equal loot now, which is like the participation trophy of video games, but hey, I’m not complaining! Used to be you’d only get the big bucks if you owned the caravan. I tried playing support once, but it felt like being the sidekick in someone else’s superhero movie.
When’s this all happening, you ask? Well, they’ve been tinkering with this on the PTS server since July 11. And soon enough, it’s gonna drop with Season 22, labeled “Appalachian Modern Living.” Sounds like the title of some swanky magazine. September 2025 is when it supposedly lands.
And there’s another picture somewhere down here giving me major trailer vibes. But who needs trailers when the real drama’s in the code, right?
So, yeah, Fallout 76 is trying to smooth things over—kinda, sorta—but the journey’s been anything but smooth. Till next time, remember to watch out for those spinning Brahmin!
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