The Major Mistakes of Fortnite’s Record-Breaking Blitz Royale Mode

Okay, here goes nothing. Let’s dive into this wild world of Fortnite’s Blitz Royale—or whatever they’re calling it this week. I mean, who even comes up with this stuff? Anyway, imagine your usual Fortnite match, then shrink it down—like, a LOT. Only 32 people in this tiny, squished map? Absolute chaos, I’m telling you.

Honestly, these games are over before you can say “Victory Royale.” Five minutes, tops. Maybe it’s because everything’s so close together—or because I get distracted counting chests or something. Can you blame me? They’re everywhere. But, really, stop to think for a second? Boom, someone level 7 comes out of nowhere and bam, you’re toast.

Oh, and Medallions are in the mix now—because why not throw in a little magical chaos, right? You get random ones at the start, like a surprise gift you didn’t ask for. They do all sorts of stuff. Infinite ammo? Sure. Shields that regenerate? Yup. Some crazy speed boost? Obviously. Hunting down those Golden Supply Drops feels like a mini-race in itself. Get your Medallion game strong, or just… well, don’t.

Now, picture this—you’re looting away, dreaming of purple gear nirvana. Then reality hits—a bullet to the head. Yeah, looting’s risky now. Gone are the days of the leisurely Retail Row treasure hunt. You gotta be a ninja or something! Stay still too long? Dead. Simple as that.

But it’s kinda the point, right? Racking up eliminations—or maybe just trying not to go nuts in the chaos—is the name of the game. More kills means more perks, which, let’s be honest, is nifty. Sit and survive the storm—meh, points could be counted on one hand. Worth it? Probably not.

And don’t even get me started on ranged weapons. Shotguns and SMGs—those are your best pals. Big map? Nah. Everyone’s up close and personal here. Plus, storms are freakin’ tiny. You barely notice people until they’re high-fiving your face with a shotgun. Seriously, weirdly close spaces.

But hang on—Medallions again. You gotta match them up with your arsenal. Got an Offensive Medallion? Pair it with something like SMGs, not two shotguns! Trust me. And with the wrong pairing, you’re like a fish trying to ride a bike. Not happening.

Then there’s Ringmaster Scarr. Infinite ammo, more damage. Sweet, right? But don’t waste that beauty with something that needs reloads every two seconds. Auto shotguns and similar? Pure gold. Medallions—oddly crucial in this fast-paced madness.

So, extra heals? They’re just dead weight. Say you’ve got Aspect of Siphon (heals after kills)—why bother with health kits? Nah, use that backpack space for something you actually need—like, I dunno, mobility tools. Make sense? Hope so.

Honestly, wrapping your head around Blitz Royale’s madness isn’t easy, but it’s kinda fun—if by fun, you mean slightly terrifying and a bit madness-inducing. But hey, that’s the draw, isn’t it? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I forgot where I was going with this. Cheers, and may the odds be ever in your favor—or something like that.