Minecraft Must Perfect the Flying Mount Element from Chase the Skies

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Okay, so Minecraft updates, right? They’re always like this big deal, like Christmas for gamers or something. This next one? We’ve got everyone buzzing. Called “Chase the Skies,” it’s bringing a bunch of new stuff. But honestly, the thing that’s got people talking most is this Happy Ghast. Yeah, that’s right, Happy Ghast—a friendlier version of those spooky floaty things that scream at you. And get this, you can actually ride it! But no idea if it’s gonna be useful or just another one of those “cool but meh” things, you know?

So, the big thing everyone’s worried about is speed. If it moves like a snail, people might just ignore it. Seems like some previews showed it’s a bit sluggish—makes you wonder if anyone’s gonna bother when it drops.

Anyway, if you’ve ever wandered the Nether, you know regular Ghasts aren’t winning any races. The Happy Ghast should be, like, NASCAR-fast compared to its grumpy cousin. Maybe it’s just me, but players are gonna want these things to zip around because building those tower-things is a pain otherwise.

Oh, and here’s another reason—Elytras. Yeah, those wing things. They’re already a thing, and yeah, they’re tricky to get the hang of, but if Happy Ghasts are slow, why bother, right? It needs to be a whole lot quicker to make a splash.

So, I mean, if they release it and it’s still turtle-speed, maybe they can have us feed it something to turbo boost it. Like, I dunno, some kind of special snow or something. Makes it thematically cool too—just picture it zooming with frosty breath!

It’s kinda a big deal because it’s the first mount you can actually fly with—giving players that sky freedom. So, Mojang, if you’re reading this, speed it up before the big release. Trust me, gamers will love it when it finally soars.

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