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You ever notice how Elden Ring’s latest thing, Nightreign, just kinda took everything we knew and tossed it in the air? Like, the Everdark Sovereigns really flipped that usual Soulslike vibe. And the Nightlords? Yeah, they’re already a pretty epic pain in the… well, you know. Some folks love that whole marathon back to the boss fight gig. Others? Not so much. But these Everdark dudes, they’ve given the same-old fights a shiny, fresh twist. People are amped. Four new Nightlords are coming! Yeah, not five. That’s a chat for another day.
So far, we’ve dealt with Fulghor, Sentient Pest, and Adel. But guess what? Equilibrious Beast, Gladius, Maris, and Caligo are storming our screens in July. But, there’s this huge, shadowy elephant in the room. Who’s missing? Another Nightlord maybe? FromSoftware might be up to something wild, leaving one out. The last Everdark Sovereign isn’t just lurking, it’s probably gonna blow our minds.
And there it is, Heolstor the Nightlord. The dude’s barely been around, but he’s already iconic. A fight with him? Think loud, dramatic, and you’ll be sweating bullets. Not knowing exactly how he fits into Elden Ring’s world makes it kinda thrilling. He’s powerful, like he creates his own weird worlds where he calls in Dark Souls bosses! His vibe’s a dark mirror to the Nightfarers, with villains all coming together ‘cause a night-child didn’t get cuddles. Yup, it’s a wild story.
But here’s the kicker: Heolstor isn’t in the latest lineup. Coincidence? Probably not. FromSoftware’s cooking up something next-level. Adel was a beast, so Heolstor? He’s gotta dial it up a notch. Singularities, wild stuff, who even knows? Final bosses aren’t always the worst, but my gamer gut’s telling me, Heolstor’s gonna be one gnarly challenge.
Yeah, this all sounds pretty awesome, but kinda scary too. Like, it should be the fight that makes Nightreign’s updates legendary. But there’s a catch. Too hard and it might lose some of us. Elden Ring did get heat over Radahn being super tough, right? Even the pros were grumbling.
So, Everdark Heolstor needs to bring that epicness; think dark and majestic, but not so off-the-charts that it leaves us screaming. FromSoftware junkies are all about that insane challenge, but the rest? We still wanna feel like we’ve got a shot. It’s a fine line. Like Radahn feeling the weight of a thousand burdens and kinda toppling over.
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah, let’s see how this unfolds.
