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Alright, so here we go. Sony’s got this thing where every week they throw a bunch of new stuff at all the PlayStation junkies out there. PS4, PS5, VR – you name it, something’s happening. This PlayStation Store update thing? It’s like a weekly ritual. PlayStation LifeStyle’s the place if you want all the nerdy details sorted by region. I mean, who doesn’t like a good, fresh Tuesday update, right? Or maybe that’s just me.
North American Update – What’s Up This Week?
So, May’s PlayStation Plus Essential Lineup, huh?
Here’s what you’re getting if you didn’t know already or forgot – which happens to me more than I’d like to admit.
- ARK: Survival Extended (PS4/PS5) – Ever heard of it? Probably.
- Balatro (PS4/PS5) – Some new thing. Maybe worth a look.
- Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun (PS4/PS5) – Pew pew stuff, I think?
Now onto more chaotic stuff – the games galore. Buckle up.
PS4 & PS5 Games – Just a Whole Lotta Options
- Aidan In Danger – Sounds dramatic. Is it any good?
- Amazing Weekend 2: Search and Relax Collector’s Edition – Weekend plans? Solved!
- Arcade Archives RYUKYU – Nostalgia trip, anyone?
- Around the World 3: Amazing Countries Collector’s Edition – How amazing? Who even knows.
- ASTBALL – No idea. Balls, maybe?
- Blades of Fire – Great title. No idea what it’s about, honestly.
- BOMBARDINO CROCODILO vs TUNG TUNG SAHUR – With a name like that, how could it not be wild?
- Boomerang King – Like a kangeroo-themed royal court?
- Casual Sport Series: Badminton – Casual? Guess they know their target audience.
- Cat Life Simulator – Be a cat? Tempting, I won’t lie.
- Cookie Clicker – Click away your feelings, folks.
- Cop Officers: Police Simulator of NYPD City – Wonder if it’s as chaotic as NYC itself.
- CrimeBound Chronicles – Sounds intense. Could be fun.
- Dark Deception: Monsters & Mortals – Horror, maybe?
- Deliver At All Costs – Like delivery drivers on caffeine.
- Downward – Depressing, or just gravity-themed?
- Duck Detective: The Ghost of Glamping & The Secret Salami – Quirky nonsense. My kind of thing.
- Dungeon Arsenal – All about the weapons, probably.
- FANTASY LIFE i: The Girl Who Steals Time – Could relate, but who has time to steal?
- Foto Boy: Flashstar – Snap happy adventures, perhaps?
- Gore Doctor – Yikes?
- Hentai Girls Succubus & Zombie Defense – Uh, moving on.
- Hole Digging Beach Simulator – Seriously? Wonder who asked for this.
- I’m Frontline – Sounds brave.
- Ice Cream Super Stacking Slot Machine – Did someone say dessert?
- Knock on the Coffin Lid – Creepy, or just dark humor?
- LONG EDGE WINS – What? A competition of edges?
- Lynked: Banner of the Spark – Probably epic. Who knows.
- Magnitude: Eta – Earthquakes or something else?
- Masters Pool HD – Pool, but make it HD, because why not.
- Nightshade Mysteries: Eternal Moon Collector’s Edition – Vampires? Werewolves? Dramatic as heck, I bet.
- Ninja Stars – Ninjas are always cool.
- Odsparks: An Automation Adventure – Automation? Do we need more robots, though?
- Onimusha 2: Samurai’s Destiny – Old school vibes. Love it.
- OpsCam – Body Cam Shooter – You’re the cop now.
- Parkour on Rooftops – Jumping around like a pro.
- Pincer Attack & Quisisana – Strategy, maybe?
- Roboquest – Because we’re lacking in robot quests at the moment.
- Rolling Ball – Just a ball. How exciting can it be?
- Soccer Golf! – Mix two sports and hope for the best.
- Splitgate 2 – Sequel! Probably has fans.
- TRALALERO TRALALA BACKROOMS POOLS and Battle Royale – Excuse me, what now? My brain hurts.
- Tung Tung Tung Sahur Runner – Crazy name, fast game?
- Two Strikes – Baseball? Fights? Help.
Some of these titles? Truly bizarre. But hey, that’s what makes it interesting.
Next Page: European Update, but that’s a story for another time – or is it?