Dysmantle Reaches Two Million Sales Milestone in Survival Gaming

Okay, so here’s a wild one for you. Let’s dive in – and if I ramble on, bear with me. Dysmantle, this quirky survival game that nobody saw coming (or did they?), has surprisingly shifted over two million copies. Yup, you’re reading that right. I remember when games were just, well… games. Now they’re milestones. But hey, that’s the world now.

Anyway, 10tons – the brain behind this – popped the confetti, celebrating this big win. "Two million!" they holler. I’m just sitting here wondering how they even tallied those numbers. They’ve been keeping this game rolling out since, what, November 2021? That’s over 40 months. And it was in Early Access before that, simmering on the backburner – a slow cooker meal or something. PC, PlayStation, Xbox – you name it, they’ve been throwing this game everywhere, even on your phone. Fun fact: there’s no detail on which platform got the most love. Mysterious, right?

Oh! And to really blow things up – they’re dropping a physical version! Nostalgic, feels like the days of cartridges. So if you’re on PlayStation 5 or Switch, mark your calendar for June 27th. Here’s the kicker though – they kinda hit a snag with the US release. Isn’t that just the way? You plan, you dream, and then, bam, life happens. But hey, kudos to Sampo Töyssy from 10tons, who sounds really grateful. "Thanks a million – or two!" or something to that degree.

Welp, if you’re aiming for a copy, fingers crossed it lands in your hands. I mean, games become sort of personal, right? They stick. Like that one song you can’t get out of your head.