Alright, let’s dive headfirst into this week’s upcoming Xbox games. It’s like a parade—except with fewer floats and more controllers. I’m not entirely sure why I feel the urge to share this, but imagining characters on floats makes gaming sound way more artistic, ya know? Anyway, grab your popcorn or game snacks—do people still eat popcorn while gaming? Probably a terrible idea.
Zenless Zone Zero – June 6
Urban fantasy? Count me in. HoYoverse is throwing you right into the chaos of Zenless Zone Zero. Imagine being a ‘Proxy’—some kind of agent who ventures into these spooky places called Hollows. And no, not the Harry Potter kind. You’ll be smacking enemies and unveiling city secrets. Intriguing? Absolutely. Confusing? A little bit.
Splitgate 2 – Also June 6, because why not?
Alright, listen. Portal skills are all the rage. Splitgate 2 lets you zoom across the map like you’re popping in and out of existence. Sounds wild, right? It’s all about outsmarting your opponents… or just confusing them to bits. Seriously, those team battles? Madness.
Narcissus – June 5
Thriller time. You’re the last one on a spaceship that’s, well, not doing great. Bad things behind every corner kinda vibe. If spaceships and danger get your adrenaline pumping, this is your jam. Just remember: corners are your enemy.
Tour de France 2025 – June 5
Cycling meets Unreal Engine 5—how’s that for a side note? Whoever thought a cycling game could look so pretty must have been dreaming. You’re cycling on roads that are maybe more realistic than real roads, landscapes like a postcard. If that’s your thing, pedal on!
Solitaire Dreamscapes – June 3
Who to thunk it, Solitaire could be enchanting? Over 200 levels, brain-bending challenges, and dreamy locales. The kind of magic that makes card flipping oddly satisfying. I never thought I’d say that about Solitaire.
Attack at Dawn: North Africa – June 4
Strategy buffs, listen up. Picture yourself strategizing like an absolute mastermind in WW2’s North African theater. Outdo real history, no pressure. Sometimes I wonder if Rommel played games in his downtime. Imagine that.
Bunny Cubed – June 4
Hopping bunnies and logical puzzles in 3D—it’s quirky but somehow makes perfect sense. Have you ever heard of anything like it? Because I haven’t. If you’re into guiding fluffy little guys through challenges, this is, well, cute chaos.
Forest Golf Planner – June 4
Building a golf course right in suburbia, with zero golf knowledge required. Sounds ambitious, but Kairosoft has faith in you. Starting small, and then who knows? Maybe you’ll be the big cheese of golfdom.
Hidden Cat Outlaws – June 4
Spotting lazy cats in the Wild West as a sheriff. Yes, you heard that right. Lazy, no-good-doer cats. I’ll leave you to ponder that for a moment.
The Night of the Rabbit – June 4
Magic, wonders, and a misleading rabbit. You get to join Jerry in a mystifying land where things probably don’t make sense but are fun and engaging regardless. Mice talking? Sure, why not!
Oirbo – June 4
Adventures on a massive spacecraft, not for the faint-hearted. It’s one big interconnected puzzle, really, and your job is to piece together histories while skillfully platforming. A little history with your action, maybe.
Sumorbit – June 4
Planets playing sumo-wrestling, and somehow it fits? Black holes, wormholes, and wrestling planets—it sounds like a cosmic wrestling ring. Future Olympics, perhaps?
Carrier Deck – June 5
Fast-paced life on a warship—I’d lose my hat ten times over. Manage aircraft operations and get ready to make crucial decisions faster than you can say "airstrike."
Prison Alone – June 5
Abandoned prison, creepy vibes—perfect for horror lovers. A bribe got you inside, now you need brains to pull off an escape. Seems fair, right?
Missing Banban – June 5
Sheriff Toadster is on a mission. A friend’s gone missing, and all signs point to it being up to a toad. Imagine investigating while shooting your way to justice. Action-packed? A toad’s life, apparently.
Amber Alert Director’s Cut – June 5
Playing a policeman in survival horror mode. Sinister cults and eerie calls? Sure thing. Strategy might come in handy, or just a solid pair of running shoes.
AAA Dynamic Scenes – June 6
Your screen turns into a magic window. There’s a surprise in every animation, like a gallery of picturesque getaways. Who knew your Xbox could be a canvas, too!
Among Ashes – June 6
2001 vibes with a dark twist. Gaming turns sinister, and survival depends on wits and reflexes. It’s an enigma wrapped in creepy puzzles. Save it for after dark—if you’re feeling brave.
Bool Capture – June 6
Colorful strategy and physics game wrapped in a digital world. Simple goal: clear pesky red balls while trapping the yellows. So maybe not that simple, but hey—it’s entertaining.
Collie Call: Farm of Tomorrow – June 6
Farm life with a sci-fi twist. Pups, teleporters, and conveyor belts? You’ll use all the doggy brains you’ve got to save your woolly pals. Plus, tail wagging is mandatory.
Cyber Love Story – June 6
What if your life turned upside down in cyberspace? Sally White’s got this gig, caught in a conspiracy web. Do some sleuthing while figuring out who’s on your side and who’s not.
Inkventure – June 6
You’re Gloop, which already sounds interesting. A bucket’s stolen your kids into a vivid world. Time to slide, change colors, and save the mischievous little ones. Adventure-slime style!
SpotCat vs The Cheddar Mafia in The Americas – June 6
A “Find-the-Difference” game mixed with hidden objects and a cheesy mafia running loose. Sounds like a fever dream, but hey, SpotCat is on it, exploring and outsmarting those rascally rats.
And there we have it, the week’s game buffet. Dive into whatever tickles your fancy—or confuses your senses—and enjoy the ride.