Nintendo Launches Summer Sale on Switch Games

Alright, here goes nothing. Let’s dive into this mess:

So, you got your hands on the new Switch 2, huh? Cool, cool. And you’re itching for games? Well, surprise! Some OG Switch games got these snazzy updates, right? They run on the new system now, like magic or something. Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury… yeah, I don’t even get the title, and The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening. I could go on, but you get the vibe, right? Oh, and they’re on sale, which is, like, a big deal — or maybe not, depending on your wallet.

And then, oh man, Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD pops up. Don’t ask me why, but I always think of spooky vacuum cleaners when I hear that. Just me? Okay. There’s Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Definitive Edition too. Does “definitive” even mean anything anymore? Anyway, Nintendo Switch Sports, Animal Crossing: New Horizons — the cutest time-sink ever. Oh, Fitness Boxing 3: Your Personal Trainer — yeah, like I need a game to tell me I’m lazy. And the totally old-school Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition.

But wait — more chaos! Third-party stuff goes wild. The sales are nuts, honestly makes you rethink priorities. Like, who needs to eat? Really? Could binge-buy games instead. Balatro catches my eye — although I don’t know why. Hades — heard it’s epic. Then Tetris Forever, defies gravity or whatever. Metal Slug Tactics, Yakuza Kiwami — sounds boss. Monster Train First Class (don’t even know what that means, but trains are kinda cool), and that eternal monster, Diablo 3: Eternal Collection — it’s like the storyline never ends. Oh, and let’s not forget Borderlands 2. Probably more, but you’d need a map to navigate ’em all.

Anyway — uh, where was I? Ah yes, here’s a glimpse at some game prices, if numbers get you going.