Rare Enemy in Diablo 4 Most Players Haven’t Encountered

Alright, so here’s a bit of a messy, chaotic take on Diablo 4 and those sneaky goblins. Bear with me:

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Diablo 4. Yeah, that game. You know, the one that dropped in 2023 and decided to shake things up like a snow globe. Seriously, it’s like Blizzard flipped the whole Diablo thing upside down. Now we’ve got a fully open world. Can you believe it? And oh boy, the Spiritborn class. Didn’t see that coming. Oh, and since the “Vessel of Hatred” expansion? It’s like the game’s been on a bit of a coffee break. Still, March of the Goblins was like, wow—six new Treasure Goblins. SIX! One’s got “rarest ever” written all over it. Probably even whispering “you’ll never find me.”

These goblins though. It’s like they’re in cahoots with the roadrunner or something. They are so elusive, I almost miss them on purpose. Chasing them is a workout, and through enemy crowds, too? Pffft, as if it wasn’t hard enough. But hey, for those rewards? Worth it. Probably. Unless you’re hunting the ultra-rare Fancy Old Fedric. Good luck spotting that one.

Right, so, what’s with these goblins? I mean, Diablo 3 had them too. But now, there’s like this whole rainbow of goblin types. There’s the green Odious Ector chilling with crafting materials, or the yellow Gilded Baron just tossing gold around like it’s confetti. Honestly, just don’t trip over your feet when you see Glittering Prym—those gem fragments won’t collect themselves. And then there’s that gelatine goblin that spits out more goblins when it’s taken down. Talk about a party!

And then, there’s Fancy Old Fedric. Are we ever gonna see this mythical purple dude outside events? Feels like spotting Bigfoot in a crowd—near impossible. Fedric’s what you call one in a million. No kidding. Catching a glimpse could just break your brain a little. Even Blizzard sort of shrugged and said, “Good luck.”

So, in the adventures since their debut, a lot of Diablo 4 fans are still on Fedric watch. But nothing. It’s like he’s got this personal goal of staying hidden. Meanwhile, players are finding those Mythic Uniques like candy. Okay, maybe not candy, but you get it. Odd sightings of Fedric pop up online, yet they’re like UFO reports—lots of oohs and ahhs but no concrete evidence.

And that’s the chaos and comedy of goblin hunting in Diablo 4. Who knows if we’ll ever see that mythical goblin, but the chase? That might just be the best part. Or not. Guess it depends on your patience level.

Anyway—or was it meanwhile?—if you’re trekking through Sanctuary and spot a purple blip, maybe it’s your lucky day. Or just another elusive Murl. Either way, happy hunting, I suppose.