Alright, here’s my shot at this rollercoaster article rehash:
So, okay, last week, I guess we kinda overlooked something called Super Xevious in the Archives? Yeah, I’m not entirely sure what that means either, but hey, there it is in all its mystery.
Now, let’s talk games or something. People are going wild in Japan over this oldie getting a glow-up, Tokimeki Memorial. But honestly, the real scene-stealer might just be a surprise drop in the Switch 1 Direct lineup. Or not? I mean, who really knows these days. Anyway, everyone’s buzzing about High on Life—yep, the same dude who, uh, had his hands deep in Rick and Morty before the pants scandal. Let’s not.
Oh, and here’s a little nugget for your Friday musings: Spiritfall. Not that I’m placing bets or anything, but does it pique my interest? Maybe. Pricey stuff happening with the EggConsole jumping to PC-98 vibes too… not that I completely get it. Us non-Japanese speakers? Eh, good luck.
Now let’s dive into who’s selling what over in North America—brace yourselves:
– High on Life is like $39.99 (USD peeps) or $51.99 for Canadian pals this Tuesday.
– Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 is tagged at $29.99, cuz wrecked ships are apparently fun.
– Captain Blood travels to you at $24.99.
– Spiritfall drops among us on Friday for $19.99.
Here’s a fun thought—how does one even price games named after serial killer love stories? Like, what? Dumpster dive into Truck Simulator 25 for $12.99.
Speaking of oddities, Dunk Dunk is a thing. As is Pet The Pup At The Party. Don’t ask me about that last one. Heck, if you’re still hanging in here, Laundry Simulator 2025 might just wash away your woes for, uh, $7.99.
Now, scoot over to Europe where things don’t really change much except numbers, am I right?
– High on Life rolls in at €36.49, cheers to Tuesday.
– Captain Blood is like €24.99.
More scattered goodies like Spiritfall for your Friday fix at €18.99. And, Strings Theory because, why not?
Japan, of course, keeping things real with Tokimeki Memorial Forever With You Emotional, priced at a cool ¥6600 for that bittersweet nostalgia ride.
Alrighty, folks, that’s the scatter-brained tour of what’s hot—or maybe just tepid—this week across the gaming universes. In case you nodded off somewhere in there, just walk it off and we’ll see how the chips fall next time. Or not. I’m not a prophet.
