Sure thing, here’s something a bit more… let’s say, “authentically human.”
Okay, listen up—I’ve got this wild collection of deals I stumbled upon, like they just dropped out of the sky or something. July 5 beckons with a bunch of can’t-miss offers. Seriously, don’t snooze on these.
Sony WH-1000XM4 Headphones Just for You at $185.24-ish
Let’s kick things off with these bad boys. I mean, noise-canceling tech that almost feels like magic. Sony’s WH-1000XM4s—these were $300, but now, wow, $185.24. Snatch them if your ears crave top-notch sound. Don’t have any yet? Well, there you go.
LEGO Disney Tribute Camera—Uh, Yes, Please? $67.19
Disney nerds, unite! Here’s a LEGO set that’s like an homage—or is it a tribute? Anyway, it celebrates 20 iconic Disney movies. Was over $100 at some point, but now, just $67.19. It’s practically screaming “Buy me!” Who could resist building a vintage camera with 811 pieces?
Samsung Gaming Monitors? Yes, Two. Up to $900 Off!
Samsung’s got your back with these monitors. Think visuals that make your other tech jealous. The 32" Odyssey G8, QD-OLED something-or-other with a 240Hz rate—for visuals that hit different. Oh, oh, and the G9 49" beast will rewire your gaming brain. Like, cut $900 in savings? Somebody pinch me.
Splatoon 3 for $39 – Dive in!
This one’s a rollercoaster of ink-splatting fun. Never jumped into the Splatoon gig? Well, Splatoon 3 knocks it outta the park with some new gear and, I dunno, squid boss fights? Go grab it at $39. Sneaky fun.
Got Storage Issues? Crucial T500 2TB SSD at $124.99
Right, everyone’s moaning about storage. This 2TB SSD is calling your name. Fast speeds, heatsink included—you can stock up all your games, whether PS5 or PC. Speed freaks, this one’s yours.
Atelier Yumia: Fan of Alchemy? Earlier Atelier Lover? $49.99
For all you Atelier series fans—or wannabes—this new game is $49.99. A sweet deal for a daydreamy dive into that universe. Yumia welcomes you with open arms.
Assassin’s Creed Shadows? Steal It for $49.99
Here’s the scoop: Assassin’s Creed Shadows—wait, it just came out, right? Get ready to cleared-out weekend plans. Own it at $49.99, skills and open-world legend status not included.
Oh, Borderlands 3? Sure! $17.97
Your Switch gets a glow-up with Borderlands 3. Base game plus heaps of DLC. Whole package for $17.97. Pinch me again, am I still awake?
Super Mario Odyssey Still Hyped… at $39
Mario hasn’t aged a day, has he? Odyssey’s still a vibe and for $39, bring on the nostalgia trip.
Metaphor: ReFantazio Strategy Guide – Nerd Alert, $43.56
Got almost 600 pages here for you to devour. It’s a tower of tips and secrets. Worthy investment if you’re diving into ReFantazio. Seriously, who doesn’t need a tome of video game wisdom?
Steam Summer Sale! Grab It While You Can!
RPG fans, your wallet’s about to get lighter. PC games like Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, crazy discounts all around. Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy at a steal. Shopper’s fest!
Donkey Kong Bananza – Pre-Order Madness
Donkey Kong’s bringing a new bonkers adventure. Pre-order it now, like, take my money, right? DK’s on Amazon’s bestseller list. Don’t be the one who missed it.
LEGO Shadow the Hedgehog for $48.99 – Yep!
Crank up that fandom. This Shadow set sells for $48.99 at Target—but only if you’ve got some Circle thingy. Easter eggs, Chaos Emeralds—the whole kit and caboodle.
Ending with Kirby: Return to Dream Land Deluxe – $39
Walmart’s got this Kirby gem on sale. I played it on 3DS and boy, friendships were forged, some maybe broken too. Co-op bliss at $39. Add Kirby to your lot, c’mon.
That’s all folks! For now. Dive in, spend wisely… or not.