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Alright, so there’s this game, Disney Dreamlight Valley. You heard of it? They’ve got some wild updates rolling out. June 18, folks get the Mysteries of Skull Rock thing. Not just any update—it’s like, Peter Pan shows up. Crazy, right? Along with all those Lost Boys quests. Always wanted to hang with them, but sadly, they’re just pixels. Anyway, there’s more.
Then on July 9—mark those calendars if you’ve got the expansion pass—Storybook Vale Part 2 hits. Maleficent and Aurora join in. Gotta love those Disney damsels and divas—talk about drama!
2025’s apparently gonna be wild. They’re teasing lots of stuff: Inside Out stuff, Beauty and the Beast, and Cinderella. I mean, can’t you just picture the pumpkins?
Speaking of 2025—and why do I always dive into the future?—they’ve already dropped some big bombs earlier this year with Aladdin, Jasmine, Alice, that weird Cheshire Cat. February was like Agrabah tales, and in April, we got all Wonderland-y. I mean, who’s running this? Rabbits with pocket watches, probably.
So, that Peter Pan update. Been hearing whispers for ages. In the dev video thingy, Peter’s out recruiting for his Lost Boys crew—like, making mischief, you know? You got Vanellope, Mike Wazowski messing around, even WALL-E pops in. Donald Duck too. They’ve got this pirate/mermaid bling in the Adventures in Neverland. Oh, and that dog Max from The Little Mermaid? Total digger—treasures, I mean. Skills, right?
Where was I… right! June 18—old baddie The Forgotten shows up. You name ’em, they stick around, become pals, share Friendship Items. Like Facebook but cooler. Get those hangouts and rewards going.
And, bam, July 9 again! Part 2 of Storybook Vale—Aurora’s back, Maleficent being all ominous, I guess. New villager moment! Snippets get colors (whatever that means) and Puzzling Tales for those sweet, sweet rewards. And a roadmap, like, future stuff: Inside Out in summer, Beauty in fall, and a Cinderella twist for winter.
Disney, never boring, right?