Silent Hill 2 PS5 Pro Enhancements Still Under Development

Oh man, where to start with the whole Silent Hill 2 kerfuffle on the PS5 Pro? So last year, right, this game comes out, and everyone’s expecting fireworks and confetti. But nah, we get sparklers. And soggy sparklers at that. Seriously, the enhancements just didn’t hit the mark. It’s like ordering a gourmet burger and getting a soggy lettuce wrap.

Anyway, I heard Bloober Team—you know, the dudes behind the game—are sweating over a solution. They said something like, “Hey, we’re chatting with the publisher, hang tight.” I mean, it’s not verbatim, but you get the gist. Fixes are in the works, supposedly, but these things take time. Maybe it’ll happen tomorrow, maybe next year? Who can say.

But yeah, the chatter on Reddit? Whew, it’s hot. Folks are almost rioting over this! Some guy was like, "I’m done with this mess," and let’s be real, I kind of feel him. If you’re expecting a Rolls-Royce and get a tricycle, it’s a letdown, right?

Silent Hill 2 has this weird paradox; even with the glitches, people snapped it up like candy during its launch. Sold a cool million copies, like snap. Guess nostalgia does things to a person. Or maybe it’s the Pyramid Head vibes; that character gives off this menacing, pizza-box-mask energy.

And oh, pricing! Can’t forget that, right? The Standard Edition’s $69.99. Pretty much the cost of a decent dinner for two in some places. The Deluxe, a bit fancier, $79.99—comes with all the bells and whistles, art book, soundtrack, and that bizarro mask. I mean, who wouldn’t want that? Sarcasm, maybe.

Anyway, where was I going with this? Not sure. It’s like trying to find logic in a Salvador Dalí painting. Or maybe I just need another cup of coffee. Either way, hang tight, Silent Hill fans; maybe Bloober Team will surprise us one of these days. Or not. Who knows.