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So, you’re hooked on Oblivion, huh? Can’t say I blame you. There’s this thing where Oblivion Remastered and the Dark Brotherhood get all mixed up in what I – and maybe a few others – would call the best faction questline ever. Like, there’s this crazy radiant contract system now. Over 100 new targets waiting for you to go all Black Hand on them. Yup, it’s a slaughter fest if that’s your jam.
If you’re tired of being the squeaky-clean hero—c’mon, those other mods are always about that—this is your escape route. It’s like, why save the world when you can just… not? You know what I mean?
So, there’s this mod called ‘Dark Brotherhood – Infinitum’ from ColdTyrant. I mean, just the name sounds dark, right? This guy’s all about evil stuff. Joining the Mythic Dawn or turning necromancer isn’t enough for them. Now, they’re dumping 100 endless Dark Brotherhood contracts on us. You can dive in anytime. Before or after the main questline. Your choice. More chaos, more gold. Neat, huh?
But wait—there’s more! You’re not gonna wipe out Cyrodiil’s population this time. You get to meet all these random NPCs like ‘Diligent Father’ and, let’s be real, they’re just there to be… well, not alive anymore. Creeper, that odd guy from Morrowind, he’s giving out these killing gigs at the Cheydinhal Sanctuary. He must get some weird satisfaction from it—or maybe he’s just bored. Anyway!
Here’s the part that gets me laughing. As if 500 gold per hit wasn’t enough, you’re also handed two Dark Tokens for Creeper’s Reward gacha Roulette. Gacha! In Oblivion! Tokens get you spins for random stuff: weapons, armor, jewelry, potions, scrolls. It’s like they merged a slot machine with murder. I think some of the guide writers I know would find this hilarious. I mean, why not gamble in the midst of chaos?
If this calls your name, you’d need to setup with Oblivion Remastered’s UE4SS and UE4SS TesSyncMapInjector first.
So yeah, go on – unleash your inner evil or whatever, and don’t forget to check our interviews with modders. These folks amaze me every time with how they tweak the game like it’s no big deal. Happy… Oblivigachaing, or whatever we’re calling it now. Cheers!
